Friend : I broke up with him
Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend : We are back together
Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

wigwams:

When your alarm goes off on a saturday

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oomshi:

my phone battery died faster than my dreams

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robotemperor:

smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken

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humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

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pettyartist:

moontangclan:

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i cant believe the new sonic redesign

Gotta sew fast.

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littners:

when you like someone more than they like you

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reginasmom:

intimateaff3ction:

It’s happened to all of us

john green should use this as an advertisement for his books

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